my operation

by marvin d goldfarb - Aquarius


i had an operation in nineteen seventy four.                if your interested in it i will tell you more.              they went and removed my gall bladder and threw out the stones from inside.                                          a pearl can come from oysters and worn with a woman's pride.  then why didn't they give me the stones no doctor would confide.                                                    they then removed my appendix if that would make much sense.                                                      they replaced my appendix with an index and a table of contents.

Reason for writing:

    
i really did have a gall bladder operation in 1974 and they really did remove my appendix in the same operation. the rest of the stuff i made up for humor.    

Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2001-03-17 17:41:57
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:49
Poem ID: 61075

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