The Ultimate Task

by Keg - Leo

Be honest!
How many of you
would do
the ultimate challenge, which is.....
askin' someone out?

We've all been there, heart poundin, pulse thumpin
Yet we choke!
WE CHOKE!
It's not funny, no joke
you're there, infront of the one you love
ready to spill out your deepest darkest feelings
and you choke.

The breath is stale, the room is hot
you feel like your burnin up.
And, oh boy, the ultimate of embarrasments
Not flying low
Not creating a puddle on the floor
Not doin the stinkiest fart you've ever done
But u go squeaky, high pitched tone
The embarassment.

What can you do?  Stare at them, NO!
They'll think your a stalker or a salesmans 
What the difference is I'll never know.
Buy them flowers, nice thought
but its a sign of YOU'RE COMIN ON WAY 2 STRONG!
Cry?  That shows yer immature
Boast?  That shows yer bigheaded
You can't win
Face it
Askin someone out is
The biggest
largest
most difficult of all tasks.
It is the ULTIMATE TASK!
Birth sign: Leo
Date created: 2001-03-30 17:23:59
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:56
Poem ID: 61464

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