Nonsense Lists

by Keg - Leo

1. Bun
2. Shoe
3. Tree
4. Door
5. Hive
6. Sticks
7. Heaven
8. Skate
9. Vine
10.Hen

1. Sticky bun
2. Army shoe
3. Oak Tree
4. Front Door
5. Bee Hive
6. Wooden sticks
7. Christian Heaven
8. Roller Skate
9. Grape Vine
10.Farmyard Hen

1. Sticky Bun in my Tum
2. Army shoe down the loo
3. Oak Tree I can see
4. Front door is a bore
5. Bee Hive is Alive
6. Wooden Sticks with some Cicks
7. Christian heaven holdin eleven
8. Roller skate on my date
9. Grape vine, it is mine
10.Farmyard hen in the den

1. Sticky Bun was in my Tum, but now I have been Sick
2. Army shoe down the loo, who is takin the mick?
3. Oak Tree I can see across the moor 
4. Front Door is a bore, paintin it would be a chore 
5. Bee hive is alive, a bear has come to town
6. Wooden sticks with some chicks, why do I have a frown
7. Christian Heaven holdin eleven, no more can come in
8. Roller skate on my date, I fall into a bin
9. Grape vine, it is mine, I want to have a drink
10.farmyard hen, in the den, has made a right old stink

Reason for writing:

    Total Nonsense.  Absaloute Nonsense!    

Birth sign: Leo
Date created: 2001-03-30 17:38:54
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:56
Poem ID: 61465

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