Step mother number one was from Oklahoma she made homemade cookies and cakes she had pearly white teeth and a life that revolved around you and me she acted like Mr. Roger’s wife and called me silly names like suga and hone she wouldnt do for you so you had to find someone new next came step mommy number two shopping and makeup was her thing in the shower she always sang she sounded like she was torturing a poor animal but we would never say a thing she wore little booty shorts and tight little dresses she always wanted to borrow my clothes and my shoes she didnt cook and she didnt clean it was obvious daddy why you married big breasted Malene Step mommy three constantly annoyed me I didnt trust her she said that you were always spoiling me and I needed limits set but what about her daughters the queens a bunch of hoes hitting on my boyfriend I dont think so think they are going to come up in here and borrow all my clothes regular bitches they were and I knew she only wanted your money so out the door she went and in came step mommy number four oh comeon now dad be honest did you really believe that she was over twenty five she says words like dude and totally long blonde hair and that annoying little giggle flat stomach and an ass that wiggles an areobic instructor how appropiate for a lawyer I see why you married that bouncey babe who only wanted to be my “best friend” since we were almost the same age I was so happy when that marriage ended she still calls and she wants to hang out all the time then finally there comes along step mommy number five she is the one that I like the best because she gave me my little sister Charisha she understood me and we could talk I love the way she smells like caress she listens to me when you dont sweet caring and nurturing we got along great but Im afraid she wont be along much longer I see your eyes are starting to wonder again.
Reason for writing:
just a brief description of my father's five wives
Birth sign: Aries
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