The guide to getting wasted
Step 1- Organize a trip out round town with some mates
Step 2- Make sure you have some money
Step 3- Before going out to get wasted, don't eat much.
That way, you'll feel the booze flow straight to
your head!
Step 4- Meet up with friends, down a pint, or two, or
three, but don't get too carried away. You gotta
make it round town yet.
Step 5- Go to next bar. Have a double vodka and coke
followed by a Jack Daniels. Remember, mixing
drinks is a sure fire way of getting hammered!
Step 6- It's shot time!! Line them up, tequilla, after
shock, schnapps...your preference and down them
one after the other. This is more fun if you set
a time limit and challenge friends to do the same.
Step 7- Move onto a club, where you can drink the chemical
alcho- pop shite for extortionate prices, but hey,
doesn't matter, yer too wasted to care.
Step 8- Say I love you to a random person or object before
staggering out to paint the pavement with a slighty
brownish- yellow liquid.
Step 9- Crawl to a taxi, spew on the lovely alpostry whilst
trying to remember where you live.
Step 10-Get in, spew on yer mother's best rug and go to
bed, walking into radom items of furniture. Wake
up with a siren in your head, a vacume cleaner in
your stomach or with a random furry animal.
Follow this guide and you can say you're an expert at getting wasted...you utter complete tosser!!!
Reason for writing:
Funny, but serious at the same time. Read and take heed, It's not as far fetched as it seems!
Birth sign: Leo
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