Here's the Scene

by Keg - Leo

Okay, here's the scene
where our hero meets our heroine
that's it, stare into each others eyes
perfect, no...don't look at me big guy
look at her
that's it
and as our lovers stare lovingly into each other's eyes,
the villain of the peace...sinister, look sinister
that's it
anyway, the villain of the peace enters
puts the hero to sleep...the gas, with the gas...that's it
and steals the herorine away.

Okay, here's the scene
our herroine is tied to the rails
scream darling, louder, 
look, a high speed train is meant to be approaching
scream for dear life
that's it
and the villain laughs histrically...not like a chipmunk
evil, much more evil...devilishly evil
that's it
anway, enter the hero, awake from his sleep
to challenge the villain...look angry, threaten him...that's it
and they fight to the death.

Okay, here's the scene
the Hero and villain are on the edge of the cliff
okay, struggle, pound each other...bam, wham
big guy, this guy has tried to kill your girlfriend, 
kill him
that's it
the hero throws the villain off the cliff to his grave doom
then, running to the track...run, don't stroll, highspeed train here
that's it
anyway, just as the train hurtles round the corner
our terrified herroine...look scared darling, scared
the hero sweeps her off the track.

Okay, here's the scene
our hero has saved the day
look proud...proud...smile...SMILE DAMN YOU!
you rescued your girlfriend for crying out loud
that's it
the heroine is weak at the knees
they look into eachothers eyes...look...lovingly
that's it
anway, or hero picks up the girl, puts her onto a horse
clambers on...not like that, somebody show him how to mount her horse, please.
And off into the sunset, they go


Birth sign: Leo
Date created: 2001-04-08 15:17:12
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:44:00
Poem ID: 61714

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