I need to go

by Keg - Leo

Tick tock, Tick tock
will that clock ever stop?
will that bell ever ring?
Because I need to go

I've been sat here, in deadly silence
Listening to the teacher whine
About some daft book about lovers and strife
I really need to go

My balls are swollen and my bladder's filled
I've been crossing my legs like an iron clamp
and now they've got cramp
oh please, I need to go

That leaky tap's not been helping
drip, drop, drip drop
oh sweet Jesus is there a bucket?
I'm desperatly needing to go

I'm red in the face, blood pressure high
and there's a water bomb in my stomach
ready to go any second now
bloody hell, I need to go.

I can't hold on much longer, quick leg it
dashing from my desk I go
ignoring the screams from the teacher
cause I'm dying as I need to go

There she is, a heavenly sight
the bright and shiny urinial
pants down, take aim and fire...
...OH YES...OH SWEET JESUS...Oh did I need to go.

There, happy now
a relieved smile on my lips
paradise, utopia, harmony, bliss
cause I no longer need to go.

Birth sign: Leo
Date created: 2001-04-11 15:09:10
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:44:03
Poem ID: 61864

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