Tick tock, Tick tock will that clock ever stop? will that bell ever ring? Because I need to go I've been sat here, in deadly silence Listening to the teacher whine About some daft book about lovers and strife I really need to go My balls are swollen and my bladder's filled I've been crossing my legs like an iron clamp and now they've got cramp oh please, I need to go That leaky tap's not been helping drip, drop, drip drop oh sweet Jesus is there a bucket? I'm desperatly needing to go I'm red in the face, blood pressure high and there's a water bomb in my stomach ready to go any second now bloody hell, I need to go. I can't hold on much longer, quick leg it dashing from my desk I go ignoring the screams from the teacher cause I'm dying as I need to go There she is, a heavenly sight the bright and shiny urinial pants down, take aim and fire... ...OH YES...OH SWEET JESUS...Oh did I need to go. There, happy now a relieved smile on my lips paradise, utopia, harmony, bliss cause I no longer need to go.Birth sign: Leo
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