NoT HerE

by D - Cancer

we don't SELL BONGS HERE
we dont sell HASH PIPES
don't care if they're long
and your WEED is ripe
just use with tobacco
not your fresh CANNIBIS
we know you're all whacko
and some have to piss
you COME IN our shop
lookin FOR whacked shit
after you bar-hopped
and need ONE MORE HIT
u think we sell stuff
all u stoners puff
i can not see why
it is clearly posted
this stores not for you
if you want to get toasted.

Reason for writing:

    funny stores w/signs like "this store does not sell any BONGS we dont know why you think thats what they are dont call them BONGS because they USE tobacco only not WEED so dont disrespect us by calling them that...''  yaddayaddacrap.    

Birth sign: Cancer
Date created: 2001-04-14 22:30:57
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:44:05
Poem ID: 61968

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