Not The Fairy Tale

by Nicole M. - Gemini

If it's the fairy tale you are after
The damsel in distress
"Oh I do declare" Scarlet O'Hara
Keep looking, my dear-
I wear a size 7
And I'm sure that slipper
Was only a five or six-
My hair is only about
Five inches long
From root to tip-
I've never had the urge
to hide away
Cooking and cleaning
For seven lazy midgets-
You'll never catch me
Near a spinning wheel
And I could never feel a pea
Under just a single mattress-
I've never been one
To twirl around
Singing
My woes and worries-
I've never been bothered by vapors
Or been called helpless.
So if you are looking
For some extrodinary princess
Look elsewhere
Because she's not me.
Birth sign: Gemini
Date created: 2001-04-20 16:59:15
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:44:09
Poem ID: 62180

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