ring ring, goes the phone, and he picks it up sips his soda from the coffee cup "hello, what do you want? why? who's this? you better tell me who you are, and make it quick!" "sir" responds the caller, "i have something that will change your life! relieve you and deliver you from all this strife!!" intrigue gets the man and he pays closer attention to the call, wondering if his caller is for real or full of bull's ball "so what is it?" he asks "whats this thing that's gonna make me jump around and sing??" "well, sir,", says the caller, " there is no way that you will not find out right now, today!" the man grows amused and says "speak your mind, no tricks, for those i don't have the time" so the caller thinks and says "you've just won! you've won something that will make you number one!" the man jumps around screaming "im rich!" but a few minutes later he screams "you sonouvabitch!!" for the caller said "you've won a free tub of jello!" and a few minutes later he was asking "hello?" for the caller wondered what had happened to his phone because when he held it to his ear all he heard was a dial tone.
Reason for writing:
these contests...you think you've won and you've been screwed.
Birth sign: Aries
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