On my balls there is a cyst It is where Satan pissed Then the bastard sang a song Then he ate my fucking schlong Satan looked me in the eye And then I began to cry Not 'cause I was afraid of the hick But because he had my dick. In my bunghole long and stiff He shoved it in the stupid quif Red long and burning inside I had to fuck Satan's hide The brutal pleasure couldn't be denied The rash around my mouth was big and red It was where I gave Satan head Then he came in my eye It burned and felt like it was lye I just wished he would die. From my mouth he ate my ass Then came out a stunning gas Full of sulfur and explosive wrath It destroyed everyone in it's path When finally the deed was done And we gazed upon the rising sun I realized that I hated Satan not In fact I think he's pretty hot. Now I spend my day whoring about Just to keep my disabled dad afloat I broke his legs and caused him pain But it was Satan's love that drove me insane I love you Satan fuck me anytime Call me at 1-900-GAY-LOVE Ext 666 P.S My ass is sore
Reason for writing:
We's is really fucking drunk
Birth sign: Aries
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