You're Mr. Prince Charming himself huh? So, then where's your horse. You say you can take me places I've never been before, well I doubt it. You say you have a mansion, are you talking about that little shack over there. Oh please, why bother. You think you can charm me with your intellectual abilities? Well I don't think burping the alphabet is going to win me over! You say your mama's cooking us dinner. No, road kill just isn't my thing. You say you're aunt Ida is coming over and you want me to show her a good time. Ummm, sorry I don't swing that way. So, you say you're Prince charming....well then where's your horse?
Reason for writing:
This was just some thing crazy that just came out of no where. But fellas, if you want a lady real bad, actually be a gentle man and show her you really have what it takes to be her Prince Charming!
Birth sign: Libra
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