OH...MY...GOD! What are you wearing? Please say you are not wearing that out You are? Oh What's wrong with it? Well You remember the eighties? Well, that's whats wrong with it and if you go out in it it will be such an embarrassment. OH...MY...GOD! I can't believe you just did that! What's so bad about it? We're in public! I don't care if its better in than out It stinks foul and could probably be heard in Japan and everybody's looking at us and I've gone so red what an embarrasment. OH...MY...GOD You said what to my teacher exactly? You said our ickle precious...isn't he just sweet. What's wrong with saying that? You make me sound like a three year old in nappies! and why did you have to say it infront of my girlfriend's parents and now she won't let it drop it's such an embarrasment. OH...MY...GOD you're stark naked! in the middle of town with only a cloth covering your... the cloth has blown off you're feeling chilly. CHILLY! YOU'RE NAKED OF COURSE YOU'RE CHILLY and everybody knows you're my partner oh sweet mercy why the embarassment?
Reason for writing:
One of my more lighthearted ones!
Birth sign: Leo
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