I like pumpkin pie, and I like to eat it well. My dad says to bad for me, b/c they don't serve pumpkin pie in hell. But dad can kiss my a** b/c he's a dirty mother f*cker. I caught him twice in his bedroom trying to butt f*ck grandpa Tucker.
Reason for writing:
Grandpa doesn't desrve that kind of treatment.
Birth sign: Pisces
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