Yuck, Babies, How Gross

by Dark Angel - Pisces

Yuck babies how gross
Those little tikes that spit and slobber
Gotta change those stinky diapers
Uh oh, he started crying
Here you take him.

Yuck, babies, how gross
Look Mom, he's rolling in the mud, more clothes to wash
O my, he's gonna get in trouble for that
That was moms favorite vase.

Yuck, babies, how gross
Eating mud, crayons, rocks
Chewing on everything they can get a hold of
Let go of my hair, it's attached you know.

Yuck, babies, how gross
Can't wait till this thing gets older
Then I can take him to some wild parties
Then I can actually have someone to talk to
Awww, just look at him, he fell asleep, how precious.
MOM! The baby got sick.
Yuck, babies, how gross.
Birth sign: Pisces
Date created: 2001-07-18 23:00:09
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:44:42
Poem ID: 63959

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