Sex, Lies, and Grandmas Just listen here, And listen good. I've got a story, That'll give you wood. I did a sin, That'd make satan grin, But oh so bad, It'd make Hitler sad. I'll Start my story, Right after this, I'll give you time, To boo and hissss. Here it goes; I was at my grandmas, Quarter past nine, She was in a bathrobe, Lookin' so fine. With a wink and a elbow knudge, I asked her for something to eat, "Oh sure", She said, "I have some fudge" "Sweets", I said "I'd love some sweets,' "Just before bed." "If you'd be so kind", "Well sweets", She said "You read my mind!" Just as I was making my move, A buzzer rang and messed my groove She said it was her dinner roast, If she leaves it it'll be toast. She walked away to tend here meat, She left me alone with the smell of feet, Not normal feet, Oh far from that, Old woman feet, And the smell of cat. She entered the room, With a gleem in her eye, She offered me fudge, Or a piece of pie. She got the good china, She was looking so foxy, She was looking so fine-a, I just knew I had to taste, That old woman Vagina. She said the pie was chewy, Indeed it was, Tastes soo good, Tastes better with fuzz. I was horny for my grandma, Oh yes sir! I wanted to pet that pussy, And make it pur. I gave her all sorts of looks and stares, Then started to pull out my pubic hairs. Just trying to contain myself, From a dream that couldn't come true, I turned to my grandma and said, "I need to use your bathroom," "is that okay with you?" I'll goto the bathroom, Leave my grandma waiting, While she's eating her pie, I'll be masturbating. My grandma hot? She was not, I don't know what came over me. It boggled my mind, I couldn't hack it, Oh well No big deal, I'll Just go wack it. I unzipped my pants, And started to jerk, The tension is leaving, It's starting to work. Then out of nowhere, as if from thin air, There's my grandma, Oh so bare and covered in hair. She looked at me with those big brown eyes, She got the oil and rubbed my thighs, "Do not speek", to me she said. She squeezed my cheek and gave me head. She was doin' me good, That's my granny, She layed me down, And spanked my fanny. She sucked my dick, What adventures, She bit my balls, And lost her dentures. I applies some chocolate, With a stick, She ate it all, Off my dick. Oh Grandma whats happend, My, My, My Your Blood sugar my grandma, Is Much to high. "You're Diabetic?!!!' I started to cry, "I'll call a medic!" "Or else you'll die!" How odd this will be, To see us both naked, Her ontop of me, I will not worry, No one will see, I'll bury her in the back, And get off scott free! Turns out that was no good idea, guess i'll be going maybe i'll see ya. No grandmas where i'm going, I'm in an awful rut, 6 sell mates all around me, I better watch my butt.
Reason for writing:
just had to do something fun till school would let out
Birth sign: Taurus
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