backporch yawn

by madison - Scorpio

there's a clown with a
 neon green mouth 
 performing tricks in my front yard -
 Bluebeard wearing a tutu
 teetering on an ice cube -
 two of Aesop's pixies dueling with 
 sugar sticks while telling
 knock-knock jokes to an acorn -
 and
 an orange whale doing backflips
 into a sea of honey -
 
 it's raining again...
 
 melting hues of flourescant green, blue
 and orange intermingle with 
 pointed ears and a blowhole erupting
 into a gooey golden stream
 of fanciful laughter
 
 halcyon fantastic licking the toes of
 a martyr - seventeen virgin midgets
 on a nepalese shag rug eating Teddy Grahams
 from the skull of Haile Salasie - 
 grass of the border doing the
 tango to the unique meanderings of the
 cataclysmic calypso band from Mercury,
 fresh legs and worn wings abound - 
 a kiddie pool full of menstral blood
 and sharks with tails for strings - Lestat
 in a lounge lawn chair at the side with 
 a straw, wearing Tommy Jeans and CK1 - 
 
 ghandi cooking burgers and dogs 
 on the industrial-sized Foreman by the
 hedgerow of eucalypus fauna - 
 a bear playing chess with a donkey
 while Orwell watches on - Machiavella
 in the corner trellace pretending he was
 dead by listening to Michael Bolton songs
 and watching Survivor on a small 
 106 inch Hitatchi - a kuala shifty-eying
 that yummy yummy hedgerow -
 ( nobody invited the kuala! ooohhhh...)
 the duke of laissais faire relaxing in
 an easy chair reading Marx and sipping
 motor oil from a Greenpeace cozy - 
 Fitzgerald and Descartes throwing lawn
 jarts into the prickled air - the wind
 blowing Telly Savalis's hair up into
 a vortex of chittering elephants cycloning
 the New Hampshire atmosphere even...
 (those GODDAMN kualas!) ... though New Hampshire
 closed it's doors 17 years ago and had
 a going out of business sale peopled by
 muskrats wearing the suit of the troubadour - 
    

 the clown with the the neon grin
 had shackled Bluebeard with Cheerios
 and was repeatedly assaulting his head region
 with a giant Nerf Marlin out of the Hemingway
 Collection - the old pirate's feet
 coldened by ice, yet his dignity
 unaffected by the tutu - Aesop
 galliantly cheering his tales
 while Ayn Rand tried to make off with 
 the party trays and a small shred of 
 respect - ursine flowers sprinkled 
 lavender moments over the melee, their
 twinkling eyes like orbs of flowing 
 lava twisting through the veins of 
 a prophecy - a band of chanting monks 
 laying a beat and a scratch to their religion
 and hitting the charts while Rick Dees
 interviews Bishop Desmond on the plaster-covered
 veranda - marching ants whispering death-threats
 to the brownie cakes and one lonely drunken wasp
 swerving through the air abuzz
 screaming slurs at the Catholic priest 
 sitting on the treestump posed like 
 Rodan's 'Thinker' - the melted hues of
 laughter bringing rain again to 
 the scene - Diana Ross is on the
 pagoda singing the Friends theme song
 with Ben Vereene - as the grouping 
 shifts it paraphrase upon the lamenting
 of the yesterdays - the crackling surge
 of Curie's hope laying on the plush -
 while J. Robert Oppenheimer rapes it's
 worthy trust - yet pinks and lights 
 permeate the pall of this here part - 
 just think about that neon clown 
 performing at the start - all the 
 quests of wonder and the funniness
 of in between - all the spinning
 blunders of the fantasies we dream - 
 i wake upon the lunacy of a lucid pot of stew -
     
      nothing in this world or any
      other can distract me 
        from you.           
    
Birth sign: Scorpio
Date created: 2001-09-21 16:25:46
Last updated: 2021-04-14 17:18:14
Poem ID: 65064

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