Happy Birthday to my friend. Though I know the day you dread. So in honor of your special day, I thought I'd send a poem your way. Some of us have gotten close by reading all the poems we post. And when the day comes to an end, I am glad to say you are my friend. So I thought I'd share my happiness With Chanel, Moonshine, and the rest. I am sure they agree when I say "You're swell!" And whoever disagrees... "Hey, go to hell!" So even though you're 32!!! I think you're as good as new! And even though you're old and slow, I like you fine, and I thought you should know. So "here's to you!" May your day be happy! But if it is too much, then take a nappy. At least for now, you don't need viagra. Nor does your bladder leak like Niagra. Don't get me wrong, I don't think you're old. I am sure I didn't see any mold. But now that you know I am rude and crass... Maybe on my birthday, I'll let you spank my ass!!! Happy Birthday dear, sweet John.
Reason for writing:
Just wanted to say Happy Birthday to Tattoedbeatmessiah...Hope it's happy!!!
Birth sign: Leo
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