Art Carney's body double entered the delicatessen with his organ donor (and friend) who was himself a football fan and comedic actor hailing from Canada. This event was in no way planned by the government to be taken place publicly, as it happened to be the only loophole by which America could lose all possession of the land bound by the whole of the Louisiana Purchase. The man responsible for preventing the event was short on cash and could only leave his empty shoe on the side of the road. This was not enough to capture the attention of a passing truck driver who was to actually stop and not run a red light injuring the two men crossing the street that became friends in a hospital and who made plans to eat lunch together on the following tuesday.Birth sign: Sagittarius
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