IF I EVER HAVE A KID I'LL NAME HIM DAMIEN

by kevin lander - Aries

teenage pregnancy is shooting off the charts
shooting sperm for a kid is not as complicated as shooting a bullseye in darts
in this situation I see alot of kids my age
sure sex is a great way to deal with your stress and rage
I'm not a good role model and if I ever have a kid I'll freak
I can't even take care of myself I fuck up my own shit more than once a week
if I ever have a kid the its a sign of the apocolypse at hand
to be on the safe side the goverment should have my babymaker canned
don't wanna get stuck playing on the swings or whatching movies like flubber
so when I dive in I'll always rember my rubber

Reason for writing:

    I don't think i'm meant to be a father    

Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2001-12-15 19:23:37
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:45:26
Poem ID: 66217

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