Fairy Tales Die Hard

by Nicole M. - Gemini

They never told you
The full story...
Left out 
All of the endings.

You see...

Cinderella and her Prince Charming
Well, after the honeymoon ended
She's back scrubbing
And he's in the closet
Playing dress-up 
With her glass slippers.

The witch is dead
And Snow White falls asleep
With  B. Mary 
because hubby's too busy
Doing Happy

Hanzel and Gretel finished eating
Now they're on Jerry Spinger
the main guests-
"I Love Incest"

Sleeping Beauty still nods off
From time to time
Between the John's
She shares STD's

Rapunzel, Rapunzel
Turned out to be a dude
Now shares a apartment
With Rupaul.

Reason for writing:

    No such thing as an ideal romance    

Birth sign: Gemini
Date created: 2002-02-06 13:29:06
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:45:44
Poem ID: 67224

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