Owego Original Italian

by hahahahahahahahaha - Virgo

I can't even begin 
to imagine 
the embarrassment 
that they must have felt
walking up to
and knocking on 
the first five houses
down on front street
just to deliver
a ricotta calzone   
to your door 
as a surprise from me,

I don't know your address
I don't know your number
all I knew was that I 
wanted it delivered
cause you once told me 
how much you loved 
those calzones 
that my work made,

They called me once 
to ask me the directions again,
I said for the second time
it's the grey house 
two or three down 
from the Barleycorn tavern,
so they went and tried again
No luck
but because it was a favor 
from them to me 
they decided to knock 
on just about every house
on the street,
Some said it's not mine
but I'll buy it from you,
they proclaimed
"no, this is for a friend,
sorry can't do that." 

Another call came through
stating that they found 
the house that I described 
but no one came to the door,
I couldn't help but to laugh 
and Jimmy laughed at me,
This was the most interesting
thing that happened 
to the both of us today
Jimmy said it's closing time
so on my way home
I'll personally stop there
if he's not there 
I'll leave it on the steps
and if it crusts up and molds 
atleast you can say you have a friend,

Right now though 
I'm wondering where the hell
that calzone is..
It could be anywhere.

Reason for writing:

    Not really a poem but one funny story 
especially if you were there. This happened
about an hour ago. lol    

Birth sign: Virgo
Date created: 2002-02-18 23:12:26
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:45:52
Poem ID: 67656

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