I can't even begin to imagine the embarrassment that they must have felt walking up to and knocking on the first five houses down on front street just to deliver a ricotta calzone to your door as a surprise from me, I don't know your address I don't know your number all I knew was that I wanted it delivered cause you once told me how much you loved those calzones that my work made, They called me once to ask me the directions again, I said for the second time it's the grey house two or three down from the Barleycorn tavern, so they went and tried again No luck but because it was a favor from them to me they decided to knock on just about every house on the street, Some said it's not mine but I'll buy it from you, they proclaimed "no, this is for a friend, sorry can't do that." Another call came through stating that they found the house that I described but no one came to the door, I couldn't help but to laugh and Jimmy laughed at me, This was the most interesting thing that happened to the both of us today Jimmy said it's closing time so on my way home I'll personally stop there if he's not there I'll leave it on the steps and if it crusts up and molds atleast you can say you have a friend, Right now though I'm wondering where the hell that calzone is.. It could be anywhere.
Reason for writing:
Not really a poem but one funny story
especially if you were there. This happened
about an hour ago. lol
Birth sign: Virgo
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