Manly Men

by Nicole M. - Gemini

You're everywhere
In our homes
At our schools
Walking the streets
And trying to be
Your image of masculinity
I can hear your words
So clearly....


I'll fix my own car
  My testicles came with a car manual

I'll hunt, you gather
  Hand me that elephant gun so I can get us some rabbits

I have the privledge to stand when I urinate
  But no aiming ability

I'll drink my own pee if I have to
  But I'm dying from the flu

Gay men are pansies
  But guys slapping each other's half naked asses...
well, hell...that's just manly.

Manly men...
   You're one of a kind...







Thank God.

Reason for writing:

    I want to make one clarification before I get a ton of reply from men...I know most of you don't think like this, but the one's that do...well, they're pretty "special". lol    

Birth sign: Gemini
Date created: 2002-02-19 00:18:24
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:45:52
Poem ID: 67659

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