Speeding down the highway, Breaking the record from yesterday, I see a Copper speeding through my dust, I flip him off and scream, "This won't be another bust!" I speed up quickly and take off, "You can't catch me!" I scoff, I speed down the highway doing a hundred plus, In my Volkswagen Minibus, I see an Impala loom in my mirror, Without feeling the slightest pang of fear, Just then I realize the cops have surrounded me, Cops all around me is all I see, I stop the car and get out, Knowing that without a doubt, I would surely be going to jail, But I knew I could make bail, So I didn't care, not really at least, Full well knowing of the awaiting feast, For you see I had no home but only a Minibus, And no food as well, so without a fuss, I speed down the highway to go to jail, So I can eat, for groceries you see, are more than bail!
Reason for writing:
This is the fun poem i told you about, nothing dark about this at all, earlier than i said too, i didnt do it in study hall, i did it at home on my comp, leave comments!
Birth sign: Aquarius
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