Your Lovin is what I Fene (funny)

by Andrew Northway - Gemini

.................. enough about you lets talk about me because you smell like gasoline. My eyes are pink and green because your lovin is what i fene. I have a large family tree, yet i have no genes. I'm one of a kind, your lovin is what i fene.


When i'm in the shower i often yell "floink" it echoes through the bathroom and comes back to me as "doink."
When i'm in the shower i pretend to put on a show, but it often ends when i drop the shampoo bottle on my toe. Because of this my right toe is longer then my left, I think i'm really stumped.............like my toe. I feed my foot carrots and peas so it will grow.
When i look at blinds it makes me shudder, when i go over train tracks, me and my girlfriend scream "PEANUT BUTTER."
Against the air i lean, because your lovin is what i fene.

Sometimes i go into a candy store and ask for meat, i do it just for kicks. Or i go into a meat store and ask for trix.
In public i wear 24 pair of underwear, it makes my bum sweat so i race around the parking lot pretending to run faster then a jet.
I wear a snowsuit to bed everynight, at first the temperature seems just right. It makes me wonder why it gets hot, maybe i should sleep outside.......or maybe not.
Your sex makes me wanna smoke da sticky green, cause your lovin is what i fene.

I drink my pizza and chew curdled milk, they both have the texture just like silk.
At an opera concert i try to show them what being a mosher is all about, they tell my teeth are permadirty so i made my own electric dental flosser. At home i own a purple monkey dishwasher. 
I'm gonna go to the grocery store and buy me some poor..... I don't want to be rich anymore.
My name is Doug but i wish it was Dean, I don't know why, but this name really upsets me, i often cry. To calm me down, i wear a red cape and pretend to fly.
When i'm in a restaurant i often give myself a wedgie just to show i can take it, then i undress and hop around the tables naked.

When i fight it is not kind. You wanna battle me? Okay that's fine, you use your fists and i'll use my mind.



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Reason for writing:

    Out of all the poems i've written, which is a lot, this one scares me the most. How did i think of this stuff?    

Birth sign: Gemini
Date created: 2002-02-22 15:46:24
Last updated: 2021-04-14 17:18:15
Poem ID: 67776

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