i know you see me taped here i know i look very tempting my cushy seats are warmed for your comfort from the last nights visitor i know what you came here for.... and why you are clutching your stomach i can hear the gastric bubbling noises oozing from your rear but be cautious my friend i do not like heavy loads i will spew mounds of feces around your innocent toes dont you dare flush me i know your guests are listening behind the door dont try to mask these odors sorry, the fan doesnt work do not become angry with me because i do not take your shit i know you will be embarrased... youve been here far too long make sure you wash your hands ive never seen people fish poop out of a toilet like you you should have listened to me this potty does not like your poop
Reason for writing:
i was at my friends house.. and i really had to use the bathroom....but her toilet had this little attachment to it, saying i dont like shit...so dont dump it here...it was really funny.... i had to write something about it....
Birth sign: Virgo
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