Chanel

by Sarah - Aquarius

A rose in the garden is not as pretty as she
For Chanel is as beautiful as can be
But then she starts to poop
If never ends
It goes on
And on
And on
And on
And never ends
Even when she's gone u can still smell her
The poop aroma lingers in the air
P.U!
Damn, it smells
U can tell she has to go by the expression on her face
After she's gone she still leaves a trace
The toilet is clogged and it has to over flo
Even tho the sign said to poop, NO!
Ah Chanel she is so sweet
But she always always has to eat
But that's really bad cuz it makes her have to go
She says can i use the bathroom and i want to say NO!
But i can't because she is my friend
bye bye this is the end

Reason for writing:

    My name is Sarah and I'm Chane's fellow Jewish home skillet and she comes to my house and poops on my toilet that says "No poop". She really inspired me because she is just so wonderful and her poop smells! Thanx for taking the time to read my poem! I love you all! Bye Bye. I luv u Chanel!    

Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2002-03-11 15:53:25
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:46:03
Poem ID: 68240

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