Oh Mr Delph forgive me please! We're all subjects to you Begging on hands and knees You're the best I'm forced to agree With that gun pointed directly at me You're the god, the king the judge I, just a smear, a smudge Mr Delph, the prince, the lord Have my words struck a chord? Mr Delph, the best in all mankind Doesn't like acting with his mind Instead reacts with his cock And can't see what is, and what is not He acts so great, yet he's conceited Likes filling the page with expletives So Mr Delph i bow to you! Forgive me lord, forgive me please! You want me to beg on my hands and knees How, of course, could I understand? After all I'm just a mortal man Of woman born All those fragile minds you've torn So Mr Delph ,so old, so wise Likes to cut people down to size These words I swear are true He likes attacking lowly people Like me, like you
Reason for writing:
To Mr Jason Delph, probably the most arrogant poet i know.
Here's to you, God! I bow before you, oh rightous one!
Birth sign: Virgo
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