Married Man

by Ms. TKay - Cancer

You come to my place crying to me about your marriage whoas
Wiping away tears and trying to convince me to take off my
    clothes
Not my job to satisfy you in bed
What the fuck?  This fool done lost his head!!!
Want me to feel sorry cause you singing a sad song?
And now I'm supposed spread 'em?  Dead wrong
I'm supposed to fall for the oke doke cause you wanna like
    the cat?
Making obscene gestures with your tongue - Am I supposed to 
    get wet for that?
Oh, did you think you were turning me on?
Was I supposed to show you my thong?
Was I supposed to drop my panties cause you claim your 
    joystick is 12 inches long?
Wrong, wrong, wrong!  Wrong again, my friend!
When you are around, these legs wear a sign that says you 
    can't come in
For you, these legs are locked at the knee
No eye candy for you to see
You wear a ring on the 3rd finger of your left hand
Sorry, homeboy!  I don't walk on beaches with that kind of 
     sand
All I can do is lend you an ear
Wait a minute...did you say something?...I didn't hear.....
What?  Did you say something about your X
You must have cause I know you are not talking to me about
    sex!!!
A'ight, rodie, it's time for you to go
Hurry up!  Dammit, you're moving too slow!!!
You got me all fucked up!  I am nobody's desperate hoe!!!
There's the door
Take that bullshit to the store!
Birth sign: Cancer
Date created: 2002-03-20 00:19:08
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:46:06
Poem ID: 68427

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