Waking up To the beginning of this day To the sound Of a child bouncing his basketball against the adjacent wall Then screaming "Where should I put this ball, Mom!?!" I know where you can put the ball, kid... As I creep out of bed I notice one eye does not obey I wash away the excessive crusty sleep Damn! Pink eye! A knock at my door I throw on a bathrobe No use looking threw A broken peep hole And who could it be? My single, hansome Next door neighbor Asking to borrow our paper Seeing me In my anti-Vogue attire. With a smirk of disgust ...Now I look in the mirror To discover My long lost friend HELLO Mr. Two Inch Booger! Time for a shower... Please, no one get a glass of water- Fine for the first two seconds Then that damn dribbling child Whines for a glass of water... AEIIGHHH!!!! Eeeee!! OOOOoo!! Please someone flush the toilet So I can sooth this third degree burn With ice cold water... Time to put on the clothes... LET'S GET READY TO RUMMBBBLLLEEE!!! I just had to eat that extra grape get...on...you stuupiiddd jjeannns... AHHHH! Thump whap Down I go Bouncing over my bed- If I had only been in the Olympics... Ah...what a day.
Reason for writing:
I just have to get this type of poems out of my system once in awhile..lol
Birth sign: Gemini
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