H. Doodey was arrested today
for indecent exposure
Grover bent over in the shower
then cut off the prisoner's penis
Miss Piggy bit Henson's ear off during a feeding frenzy
Pinnoichio covered his sister with termites
And me?
For once
I got to stick
my hand
up your ass.
Birth sign: Aquarius
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