A womens beef curtains are a fascinating place, So read this poem carefully and I will explain my case. There are small ones, medium ones, large ones to view, My record of poking is 250 with my snooker cue. Some look nice, some stink of manky fish, Others I would like in a restaurant as my top dish. Some are tight, some are easy to slip it in, Others are as a wide as dusty bin. How many men actually like liking a bush? When they actually taste of fish or are sweaty with a weeks mush. Still us men need a place to stick it in hard A porno is once where Thomas Dylan stared. My cock is 13 inches long, If it was in the charts it would get to number one. A vagina is a mans best friend, This is where I like to relax at the weekend.
Reason for writing:
Poonanies nuuf said Rispect!!!!!
Birth sign: Capricorn
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