A lebouf ala'Cock

by THOMAS DYLAN - Capricorn

A cock is fascinating a mans best friend,
I use it to stick up Franks rear end.
There are small ones, medium ones, and long ones too,
Mine hangs down to my black work shoes.
Lots of men spend hours scrubbing chesse of there masts,
I prefere eating it or wanking real fast.
Lots of men boast about fucking lots of chicks,
I fucked a beaver covered in biting ticks.
Lots of men like sucking a sticky muff,
I prefere smelling a rather potent guff.
I have actually tasted a womens curtain jam,
It reminded me of an open can of spam.
When it comes down to it a cock is a womens friend,
Mine I like ramming down my birds throat till it bends.
A cock is always hard in the morning light,
I always create tents to a staggering fucking hight.
Me and my cock are two of a kind,
A wank after work to relax and unwind.

Reason for writing:

    Cocks, Masts, Peckers, Poles, Trungeons, One eyed monsters
The end    

Birth sign: Capricorn
Date created: 2002-04-04 13:29:17
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:46:15
Poem ID: 68879

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