Now is the time to talk about the bottom Whether you apporve or not,I bet you've got one It serves its purpose,it serves us well It's only drawback is the occasional smell Some get washed daily,some wait for weeks Some have lots of clinker hanging between the cheeks Some men like playing with their shitty holes, Some men like it pushed up with a 13 inch pole. I like fucking Frank hard up the arse, I often try to get my balls up while I'm pumping real fast. It seems loose enough during tongue forplay But he tightens up when we finally lay Bit the subject in question,sorry,I digress It's purpose in our body is to get rid of mess A puzzle you may know the answer to,brothers, Is why womens' arseholes are smaller than others They serve the same fuction,so I've so far seen But they look small and tight in my porno magazine I asked my bird on our first date "Why,Oh Why?" my darling Kate It is so small,pink and rosebud like- Mine,or Frank's,you could park a bike!" At this,she was disgusted and offended And there,in an instant,our relationship...........ended
Reason for writing:
Frank,Kate,Jack Daniels (the poet elsewhere on Cyberpages,not the drink) and Nicole.M.
Can't wait to hear the feedback.
I wrote this several years ago,but I've re-written it...some of the language was out-dated.
Birth sign: Capricorn
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