Why the Aliens are too smart to invade.

by Beth - Scorpio

It amazes me
this world  we live in
That we dare to consider ourselves 

I N T E L L I G E N T

 
We have shark proof suits...(Who tests these things?) 



We  teach our kids to believe in 
Santa Clause, the easter Bunny,
The tooth fairy, 
Then tell them 
"it's only make-believe"

Yet expect them to belive in God.


We make it a law
to handle animal faeces

(Why ? Because if we don't pick it up some intelligent person might step in it)

We live in a world
 where there are intsructions
 on how to use a toilet 
in our casino bathrooms..


We have warning signs on everything
Is it the age of litigation?
Or is the reality 
that we are just 
plain  S T U P I D.....

( I don't know , 
but maybe we should ask the guy from sweden that prompted the warning signs on chainsaws to read
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals) 

So who's the highly evolved intelligent life force now?
Birth sign: Scorpio
Date created: 2002-04-07 06:16:02
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:46:16
Poem ID: 68963

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