Dirty Dick

by Ms. TKay - Cancer

His name was Richard
Cute as cute can be
Hazel eyes and striking smile
How all the girls flock to thee

Arrogant as all hell
Knew his shit didn't smell
But it was his right
He'd have a different girl tonight

Threw another party
Invited all of his toys
Had to put up a big front
For all of his boys

What's that nickname we give to men 
   with the name Richard?
Ricky, Rick or Dick?
Richard was a full of himself
Different day, different chick
Small, medium, maybe even thick
Never drop to his knees
But no doubt the girls will lick
All he had to do was take his pick
That's how he get his kicks
Fuck all the pretty gals
Done in a nick
Never worry about their feelings
Just how many times the clock tick
He never can have to many girls
Had to impress the chumps in his click
Never ever put a hat on his jimmy
Just slang his dirty dick

He woke up one morning
A different chick in the bed
How pleasant?......
She was giving him head
Shot cum in her face
Dismissed her in a haste
No more time to waste
Gotta drain the main vein
As visions of last night's events fades
He let out a screeching howl....
Pissing fucking razor blades!!!

Richard was a trick
A dick with a dirty dick




Birth sign: Cancer
Date created: 2002-04-10 17:19:25
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:46:19
Poem ID: 69110

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