being sick

by THOMAS DYLAN - Capricorn

SHE WAS BENT OVER THE TOILET BEING SICK
I WAS IN DIRE NEED TO RELIEVE MY ACHING WICK
SHE HONKED DOPWN THE BOWL LIKE WORSHIPPING A SHRINE
I'D MADE HER DRINK TOO MUCH RED WINE
WITH A PUKE-LADEN TONGUE,SHE EYED MY TOOL
DICED CARROT AND SWEETCORN AMIDST THE DROOL
A CORN-KERNEL LODGED UNDER MY FORESKIN AFTER ONE LICK
AN UNEXPECTED TURN-ON OR A CRAZY TRICK?
THE SMELL OF VOMIT,PLUS EXPECTED SEMEN JUICE
AND MY BOWEL MUSCLES WERE ALSO LOOSE
HER STENCH OF PUKE WOULD HAVE SUNK A NUKE
BUT I QUITE LIKED IT,NOT KNOWING WHY
I SAT ON THE SEAT,SHE PUT HER GUMS AROUND MY DICK
AS DIARRHOEA POURED OUT AS QUICK AS THE SEED FROM MY WICK
A COLD SUPRISE FOLLOWED,SHE PULLED THE CHAIN
TOGETHER WE SHOWERED,SHARING GOLDEN RAIN

Reason for writing:

    lIFE IS FULL OF SUPRISES    

Birth sign: Capricorn
Date created: 2002-05-05 12:04:20
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:46:28
Poem ID: 69550

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