Long ago In a Bay Area Far, Far Away lived a couple full of tumoltuos intensity engaging in a battle of attention vs. insensitivity In the blue corner hailing from Los Angeles lies Wong a stick figure like Asian Wannabe who is an uncommitted drone and unsure of his devotion.... ....to the Tiny Chan who in the red corner hails from Oakland and has always craved for the spotlight All eyes must be on her and lets not forget that fact that she is a 6 time Attention Addict World Champion who has excelled in participating in turbulent relationships With his head in the clouds Wong jumped in a union with Tiny Chan Faster than the Flash taking hits off ecstacy and speed YES! The need for sexual relations with a fine young asian girl are a reality breaking her off an actuality But time after time Again and Again Lightning strikes as Tiny Chan asks for assurance and demands Wong commit to her A year and a half of fights go down every round featured Wong & Chan go hit for hit blow for blow (literally) Both love birds spit vemon at each other with Wong ending up gettin' drunk and crying to the World, "I Don't Give a Fuck About Her!!!" While Tiny Chan cried and complained exaggerating her pain from this game Lets fast forward though to the final battle A true face-off for the ages Tiny Chan Tired & Tired of Wong not knowing if he loves her so Calls on her Triad Uncles to scare the shit out of him But they could not make him pledge his allegiance to her And Next thing you know we see Tiny Chan lose it Angered and enraged Furious that her lover has refused to accept his love for her She feels it's time for the Ultimate Vengeance Wong will not get away so easily and escape He ain't Rickey Henderson so the hit-n'-run and getting played won't pay off Chan of course has to go for the ultimate kryptonite the hook that will lure Wong into an eternal trap of damnation so after some heated words and some abusive verbal warfare Farewell Sex is about to occur Next thing you know Wong's fuckin' Chan dippin' his Wang in her Soy Sauce what a rendezvous a catch 22 Hmmmm..... One week later everything falls into place Chan has Wong right where she wants him and there was no need for bullets, bombs, nor guillotines What can destroy a man better than arms? Well, if you said Chan is PREGNANT Than it's YES!!! You win a prize Now Wong is assed out Chan has trapped him in her prescence for eternity She has publicly defamed and humilated him in front of his friends and family and has been downgraded to an Outcast Now Chan hasn't exactly proven that Wong is her baby daddy But she has used the thought and anxiety to her advantage to punish him for not loving her How low can she go? To the Earth's Core and back no doubt So the moral of the story Don't jump into relationships with bitchy psychos with emotional baggage and negative credibility who demand attention 24-7 Watch your back and open your eyes, you dig?
Reason for writing:
A true story that I must share with the world.
Birth sign: Gemini
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