(My Name Is by Eminem) ssshh...sssshhh...sssshhhh...music Hi! My name is (what?) my name is (why?) my name is (chika-chicka) tom dylan (Repeat) uhm...excuse me?? may i have the attention of this class...for three seconds?? verse 1 Hi,kids!! do you want to stab me?? (yeah, yeah, yeah!!) just because i'm antisocial, uncoordinated and flabby?? wanna laugh at me, do exactly as i say (yeah, yeah, yeah!!) just because i'm too stupid to know how to play my brain's drowning, from way too much clowning i see jack daniels still wants to crown me and queen bee said "tom dylan, you're a dickhead" "uh-uh!" "why the hell not, i'd rather see you dead" well, since age ten that boy kicked me in the shin and my mother made me suck on her used up depends got pissed off, doctor told me to cough it aint my fault i can't do anything but stay soft i smoked my friend's grass, so he beat my ass and he robbed me,like a robber does so i had no cash cmere, whore (dylan, wait a minute that's my dad, dog!") like i give a fuck, i'm just another ugly trog (chorus) verse 2 my english teacher tried to sleep with me in junior high its too bad, i couldn't get hard so he said (bye) i chased him around the house with a bat, caught his cat told him he couldn't fuck me or call me fat (what??) walked up in the shark bar, tried to break into my car got caught and taken away someplace real far (hah!) drugged-out loser, not a picker and chooser, and a boozer tried to talk to a girl and she said "i'm not your friend!!" 20 years ago my mother used to care till she had me and then realized that life wasn't fair told her i'd grow up to be a big star she took me out in front and tried to run me over with her car (you had to tell??) you know you're a fool when the guy with one eye points you out to the cops who caught you in a lie this guy at the grocery asked for my autograph but when i signed it, he went in my jeans and took my wallet (dickwad!) chorus verse 3 stop the boat!! what i'm about to say in a moat (stop him!!) queen bee, don't just stand there, cut my throat!! i'm not ready to go, its too scary to live i guess i'll have to see about mr.positive and mr.negative (oooowwwww) am i real or fake?? i don't really know i can't get it up even when i buy a ho all my life i've been a dork and a lie i aint never had a woman, i'm the wolfman in disguise clothes like a poofter, i'm sure you understand that word i've never drunk, my words are slurred (uurrrrrrrrrrrrr...) when i was little i was too late for everything, thats luck (how you gonna say i'm a bastard, mom, why should i give a fuck??) i lay awake with my right hand busy climbing out of bed with my left all jizzy and i'm sick. and by the way, when you see my dad?? make sure he tells uncle not to rape me so bad. (chorus) music to fade.
Reason for writing:
thomas dylan...the jagoff!!
Birth sign: Aries
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