I was by myself yesterday so I decided to take a walk yesterday I saw a red fire engine It sped past me Racing to a fire I could smell the smoke but I didn't see the flames Yesterday I saw a little girl with red hair Walking her little dog it was a cockerspaniel I think The dog peed on some man’s tire He was washing his car The man cursed at the little dog The little dog flipped him off he and the man starting boxing the little girl ran off the man lost little dog did his victory dance and shouted over and over again I'm the champ Yesterday I saw a man get arrested for running through the neighborhood naked he flashed me his penis I think it winked at me Yesterday the sky opened up it started to rain purple kitty cats one tried to scratch my eye I ducked and it got hit by a car Yesterday I saw a car full of teenage boys they were riding around in a green volkswagen They were wearing orange prom dresses and singing show tunes I was impressed Yesterday I saw an old lady cross the street she was wearing leather and spiked heels she offered me a drink of her whiskey when I declined she said alright peace I said later grandma she gave me the finger and called me a fucking stoner I thought that was funny Yesterday I saw a police man dance on someone's front lawn he wasn't wearing any pants or any underwear his dick was slinging from here to there the lady ran and called nine one one she said that the cop lost his marbles quick send someone no not his marbles his balls the purple cats snatched them yesterday I saw a huge bunny rabbit humping a tree he didn't even bother to seduce it just made it get on it's knees and suck his dick It freaked me out I didn't know trees had knees imagine that yesterday I saw a clown riding a harley he asked if I wanted to go to the moon with him he'd buy me dinner and a farm I said sorry maybe next time I'm not really hungry but I could use some koolaide so off to the store he took me the motorcycle was loud I felt like my head was going to explode my eyes were bulging out and my tongue was dry higher and higher he took me I was getting the munchies maybe I should reconsider The back of his head looked like marshmellows so I took a bite he didn't seem to mind he just kept on driving off to the moon we went wow I can't believe all this shit is this really happening or am I just buggin either way I'm just going to let it flow Yesterday I saw lots of things went to the moon yea that was great met the sun he was cool an alright dude we shared some stories and some bud we tried to pass pass give but the stars were uptight we finally manage to convinve them that a little weed was alright They took a hit and their glow went out they popped a bulb I think no more twinkly twink for these guys cause they pased out ah, amateurs told the moon I had to bounce getting sleepy he said he understood he thanked me for the weed and said next time it's on me i said that was cool climbed back on the harley and headed home he yelled out come back real soon i said see you yesterday woops I mean tomorrow sharing bud with the moon ah Man...Iam throughBirth sign: Aries
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