Cancers(Astrological poem)

by Twan - Aries

Why can't I ever find a lover
who wants to be with me no other
Why can't I ever make good
of anything that other people could
Why can't I be loved, why does it have to be
that I'm driving away those with what's assigned to me
It wasn't my choice, I scream, I didn't choose
I didn't wake thinking I wanted to hit the booze
I'm just an Aries, just a pain in the ass
relentlessly rational, and love disappears fast
I could have been a Taurus, a bull I know
I could have been Tracy, intimidated by her glow
I backed away from the light, I walked away because she was
Beautiful, but I couldn't have her...because
I could have been a Virgo, but can you see, right?
Me, of all people, in virginal white?
Ridiculous, I know, but it's somewhat of a grind
if I stay in Apple Valley I'll lose my mind
I should have been a Gemini, two-faced and weird
Afraid of absolutely nothing but what I fear
the heat is on but I'm still cold
Had a winning hand and I still fold
Why wasn't I a Capricorn, I yelled
Then with my brother-the Vulcan-mind meld
But then I'd be an ass, and then it struck
I'm already one, just with worse luck
I failed at being a Libra, I grinned
through the pain I felt and the feeling of having sinned
I wasn't born on time, implored
I slept too well, it's said, I snored,
How about being a Scorpio, said a voice in my head
your favorite thing to do is get mad and your favorite color is red
So what else is there that I can try to say
In my eye an apple, in the light a ray
Hey, Twan! said a guy, and I turned to the man
Be happy you're a ram, at least you're out of sand
you're not a crab, you're just a prick
and I stuck out my tongue and...well, take your pick
A Leo? I mouthed. Hail to the King
We all take little but what does he bring?
Courage? Strength? A little bit of what?
His mane a solid gold like the tomb of King Tut
Wash my face and in the mirror appear:
You're a Ram and a Fish, and they don't like beer
Wait a minute, I said, how can this be?
Your birthday's the 24th, it said, but you were born after 3
The waterbearers the last one, I looked out toward the sea
has no relation to anyone, especially me. 
I wore the word out, and I also wore a badge
there's nothing out there that rhymes with the full "sag"
I guess I'm an Aries, I'm so black I'm blue
And I'm frightened of myself if I fall in love with you
You're a Cancer, you're beautiful, you make me want to leap
Then I say "You're a Cancer, you can easily make me feel like a creep."
Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2005-11-15 03:51:02
Last updated: 2021-04-14 17:18:17
Poem ID: 71045

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