Hi, you don't know me, but I've fallen in love I'd swim a mile for a smile and fight sharks in McCovey's Cove. I'd wrestle John Cena and probably get killed You'd marry me in a hospital bed and probably get billed We'll have our first fight and you leave me in ground No friends to pick me up when I fall down I get you back and love you like I never did before And it happens yet again in a few weeks more Kiss me, lover, have my offspring don't care if you have the same kind of "thing" marriage between our kind is legal, haven't you heard And years from now when we get the word? We'll love, I insist, you're just insecure stick a hook in my mouth like a fishing lure Then you insist on a third party and I blow my top And I'm vanilla, I refuse the riding crop We grow older together, we want it right We no long have sex with others at night I insist on nothing only follow your lead I prefer to cuddle, or we both read You'll kiss me as I sit, slumped, in my chair balder than ever, but this time no hair And two seconds later you'll look in on me but I've passed away, as you can clearly see This is my future, by it seems like the past (Green Day: Summer has come at last) So maintain eye contact, don't look at my shoes Don't make my heart have to sing the blues All of this can be reflected in my brown eyes My hands heavy but offset by my large thighs And then I hear the words that repeat with each gripe "Sorry, young man, you're really not my type" So I shrug and move on, it doesn't really linger But as you walk away and smile at some guy not half as attractive and articulate as me...you do know you're getting the finger?
Reason for writing:
Well...it had to be written :p
Birth sign: Aries
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