<p> according to the weight height charts I should be four inches taller but it was not ma's and pa's genes that made me smaller no no not indeed it was one important thing my ma cooked with crisco and crisco is shortening </p>
Reason for writing:
based on puns i created years ago
Birth sign: Aquarius
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