The Tiara

by Twan - Aries

So, Princess.

Who do you think you are? Why are you special?
Because...what, your skin's soft and you're pretty?
And all the boys are mad for you?
You want us all to feel shitty? Is that it?
What makes you think you're so cute? 
Look at this bitch here, Sally!
Sally says you were giving Ronnie hand jobs in the alley!

What's this? How dare you be so hot?
What? You're dating the student body president with clout?
Hey, Barbara, get a load of this!
Barbara says you put out!

I can't believe this! How come the boys don't see right through you?
I know! It's because they all get to screw you!
Mary, shame on you,for inflating her head
next you'll be telling me she nailed Willie T.
That's what he said.

Oh my god, you bitch! You know you're not right
Cousin Raul said he saw you with Stryker last night
And your head was in his lap, doing nasty stuff
Looks like you were getting it rough

Why do they call you Princess, anyway?
That stupid tiara on your head?
Even Tommy says for twenty bucks he got to take you to bed.

And the worst part about all of it?
What they told me in band?
Is that you got a ding-a-ling
You're a man!

Wait...you are?

So the questions came to an end
It hit Julie with a bang
That Princess and her tiara looked better than she did
And Princess has a wang.
Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2010-11-09 09:17:09
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:47:16
Poem ID: 72199

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